Jeronimo’s Weblog

My post titles are becoming less and less relevant each day. Probably to do with my declining sanity. And sleep deprevation. And lack of money. And a car. And naked women aged 18-25.

In sadder news, I got up early again. Luckily it was to go to work, and not to chase naked women out of my room. Sadly my sense of good and bad has also deserted me. Which is surely a good thing.

I actually wrote down everything I need to do of a morning on a handy piece of paper. For those of you wondering exactly how to open a Blockbuster store, there are two simple steps.

1) Simply key in PF1, C, B, 20, PF1, F, G, A, H, 30, PF2, PF3, B, 4, D, 99, G, PF4, PF1, PF2, E, A, J, D, F, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, V (whoops wrong key…), A, 65, PF2, PF1, K, L, A, RPTCHKITIT45686382, O, F, D, B, E, F, G, 34, 12, 90.

2) Now you have successfully entered your login password, press many more keys, print out 465 pieces of paper, read every one of them, and then just throw them in the bin taking no further action.

Oh and step 3 - eat a bacon and egg roll. Sorted.

It’s only fair to mention it was my mum’s birthday today, and so cake was had by all. Nice cake too I might add.

I have just watched Smallville and I can honestly say Elaine has gotten the guts of the episode about spot on (less the gratuitous nudity and self-pleasuring she seems to insists on sharing with us). Please Elaine, don’t hurt me for sharing that. No one reads this blog but you anyway (technically this is not true as I’ve had over 2000 visits to my webpage this month).

In brighter news, I’ve had over 2000 visits to my webpage this month

Tomorrow I have the day off. Which I will fill performing many duties I have put off until the 11th hour. Let’s hope that when the bell tolls, it tolls not for me…

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